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MThe other day I was attacked By diarrhea very urgent I'd had this malady since last week I guess it was resurgentM
Straightaway I flew from my Seat, my book dropped to the floor Praying last week's incident
Would not happen once more
(Those who are of the squeamish type With aversion to excretion When reading my gastrous narritive Would do best to use discretion)
Halfway up (or down) the stairs My un-excreted poo Shifted; my center of gravity Did too; and down the stairs I flew
My head then hit the wooden floor All
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